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Saturday, July 18, 2020

Daisy's guide to the wonderful world of sport

If you've ever looked at your dog and thought, wow, your life is great, what I would give for my life to be that easy. Well, I believe we can learn from dogs, and I'm writing a blog, with my dog Daisy, to teach people how to make life that easy.

Actually I started this blog to sell my e-books Jackpot and The Band, but that has now turned into a side gig.

Post for post Daisy and I are tackling life's challenges and world problems.

This is: Discussions With My Dog.


Daisy loves exercise, a stroll in the park, a run on the beach, pretending she can catch rabbits in the woods. But what do dogs make of some of the more specialist sports that people have invented? I asked for Daisy’s opinion on a few Olympic events.

The Javelin
Daisy - Throwing a stick, that’s my sort of sport.   

Throwing the discus
Daisy – if you don’t fancy your dinner don’t throw the plate, leave if for me and I’ll polish it off. You can even put the plate back in the cupboard without washing it.

The Long Jump
Daisy – Took me a while to understand what’s going on, but I’ve got it. The cat shit in the sand pit and covered it over. You have to try and jump past where the crap is buried?

The Marathon
If we want to go somewhere that far away, we take the car.

The Olympic 100 meteres final
Daisy – so these guys spend 4 years training for a race that lasts less than 10 seconds? You’d think they could make it last a bit longer.

The 400-metres – once around the Olympic track
Daisy – shouldn’t they be chasing a rabbit? Dogs know it’s a mechanical one, but you need to have some incentive.

The 400-meter freestyle swimming
Daisy – bet they wouldn’t be so keen jumping into a dirty pond in the middle of January. That’s real swimming.

Greco Roman Wrestling
Daisy - How come these guys don’t have intimidating names, wear outrageous outfits and come on to their own theme tune like in WWE? I think the Greco Roman wrestlers are just faking it.


Alastair and Daisy


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