Daisy loves exercise, a stroll in the park, a run on the
beach, pretending she can catch rabbits in the woods. But what do dogs make of
some of the more specialist sports that people have invented? I asked for
Daisy’s opinion on a few Olympic events.
The Javelin
Daisy - Throwing a stick, that’s my sort of sport.
Throwing the discus
Daisy – if you don’t fancy your dinner don’t throw the plate, leave if for me and
I’ll polish it off. You can even put the plate back in the cupboard without
washing it.
The Long Jump
Daisy – Took me a while to understand what’s going on, but I’ve got it. The cat
shit in the sand pit and covered it over. You have to try and jump past where
the crap is buried?
The Marathon
If we want to go somewhere that far away, we take the car.
The Olympic 100 meteres final
Daisy – so these guys spend 4 years training for a race that lasts less than 10
seconds? You’d think they could make it last a bit longer.
The 400-metres – once around the Olympic track
Daisy – shouldn’t they be chasing a rabbit? Dogs know it’s a mechanical one,
but you need to have some incentive.
The 400-meter freestyle swimming
Daisy – bet they wouldn’t be so keen jumping into a dirty pond in the middle of
January. That’s real swimming.
Greco Roman Wrestling
Daisy - How come these guys don’t have intimidating names, wear outrageous
outfits and come on to their own theme tune like in WWE? I think the Greco
Roman wrestlers are just faking it.
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