welcome to my blog

Welcome to my Blog

FUNNY, SOMETIMES DISGUSTING, BUT MOSTLY COMPLETE BOLLOCKS.

ADMISSION
The content written here IS the opinion of the writer, and IS based on real people and real events.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
A big thank you to the internet for allowing any old twat to have a website.

About me



Alastair Russell



Working in financial services for over 30 years means you have to be creative about keeping yourself amused. I have devised a few ways of doing this; drinking beer, watching football and walking the dog to name a few. Whilst I’m out and about with Daisy, my lurcher cross dog, I have free time to think through whatever miscellaneous problems happen to be going on. Sometimes the solution needs to be straightforward, simple in the way a dog would deal with it. That’s where Daisy comes in.

I’ve committed some of these to writing in this blog so they can be shared with whoever else might find them interesting. The golden rule being that the story must be humorous. If it doesn’t raise a smile this isn’t the site for you. I’m looking for the alternative angles and I will try not to insult anyone, well at least those who don’t deserve it,

Here’s a few things that have inspired or amused me over the years.

1/ There are various ways to settle an argument, but these guys did it in style.

2/ One of my favourite movie moments. It’s rude, its’ crude and it’s completely hilarious.

3/ Ever wondered why music isn’t as good as it used to be? I think that, like gold, there is a finite      amount of songs in the world. Most of them got used up by the early 1980’s. This man is a genius.

4/ Proud to be an English - this happened long ago before anyone had even thought about Brexit.

5/ Since this is a Blog with a dog it’s only right to include Daisy’sfavourite song.

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