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Saturday, June 6, 2020

Celebrity match



This is Discussions With My Dog.

celebrity match

In a previous blog Daisy and I gave some pointers on matchmaking between different types of dog and people.
Still having trouble deciding? It’s a well-known saying that a dog resembles their owners (or vice versa). Try matching your personality to the following film, TV or celebrity characters to find your ideal pooch.

Big mouth, big heart and able to drive a car with your bare feet?

Character = Fred Flintstone.
Dog = Dino. (Dino was more dinosaur than canine but something big, boisterous and daft as a box of frogs).

Nosy neighbour type, always needing to borrow a cup of sugar from next-door?

Character = Jim from Friday night dinner.
Dog = Wilson. Completely, unruly Alsatian.

Hopeless romantic, sensitive astro-physicist?

Character = Raj from Big Bang Theory.
Dog = Cinnamon. Yorkshire Terrier kitted out in matching attire with his / her owner.

Cool, confident, retired assassin? “If you harm my dog I will not hesitate to eliminate you,  your family and all your known associates.”

Character = John Wick.
Dog = Daisy the Beagle. (What a brilliant name for a dog).

Immaculate manners and infinitely well-respected personage?

Character = Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.
Dog = a Corgi.

Smartly dressed, alien conspiracy theory believer?

Character – Agent Zed, Men in Black.
Dog = Frank the Pug.

Dirty rotten scoundrel?

Character = Dick Dastardly
Dog = Mutley, another dog of very uncertain background.

Ideal dog for a delinquent child. Likes soap-box go carts, catapults, scrumping apples and tormenting softies.

Character = Denis the Menace.
Dog = Gnasher, a wire-haired Abyssinian Terrier.

Goofy teenager with an obsession for fast food and haunted mansions.

Character = Shaggy.
Dog = Scooby Doo. Great Dane with an insatiable appetite.

Someone who works in the scrap metal industry and lives in a caravan.
Character – This dog doesn’t have an owner, but he’s very attached to his squeaky toy.
Dog - Bow from the film Snatch. Staffordshire Bull Terrier. 



And finally - despicable super villain, scheming to take over the world.
Character – Dr Evil.
Dog - Not exactly Mr Bigglesworth the cat!!



Alastair and Daisy

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