We continue our series of Tales from Sir Dickon, a 14th
Century Knight of the Realm, magically transported to the 21st
Century to become a modern-day life coach.
Sir Dickon is quite fascinated with the USA, in the medieval
times Europeans didn’t know the American continent even existed. The USA
doesn’t do ordinary, they like to max out. Here is his quick research guide on
what’s great, awful, and in-between about America.
THE BAD
Sir D realises that in the 20th Century it is no longer acceptable to beat and torture the peasants, even if they are useless twats. The Americans have, however, invented more cruel and insidious ways for large companies to abuse their employees and it’s all completely legal – send them on a team building course. Check out our other blog for more insight on this barbaric practice.The UGLY
The average person in the USA consumes more calories per day
than people in any other country. Probably good news for the fat bastard
community. Not so good if you are livestock.
THE GOOD
The greatest thing to come out of America is … Stacey’s Mom.
Watch this video and tell us if you disagree.
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