Raise your hand if you were expecting to see porno when you
clicked on this link. Sorry, if your fantasy has just been drenched by a bucket
of ice-cold reality.
When a bored housewife wakes up in the morning, she has a
few options.
1.
Clean the kitchen
2.
Dust the house from top to bottom
3.
Take the dog for a walk.
4.
Log on to Amazon and buy something frivolous
99% of the time they go option 4. Shortly afterwards she
remembers that the credit card has been maxed out but since the phone / tablet
/ PC is switched on she may as well browse social media and some random shit
on-line.
Three hours later bored housewife realises she has wasted
the whole morning down some internet rabbit hole. This is followed by a guilt
attack and an intense desire to do something creative to compensate for those
lost hours. Whilst browsing the internet she came across a video of a guy walking
face first into a plate glass door he thought was open. That was LOL funny.
She decides to recreate the incident herself. This is what
we ended up with …
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