If you've ever looked at your dog and thought, wow, your life is great, what I would give for my life to be that easy. Well, I believe we can learn from dogs, and I'm writing a blog, with my dog Daisy, to teach people how to make life that easy.
Who needs computer dating? Success with romance is no more
difficult than how a good owner would treat their best canine friend. Just
follow the advice of Daisy the Dog and you’ll soon be sweeping your new date
off their feet:
Don’t be a cheapskate. A gentleman always pays for dinner at
the restaurant on a first date. Daisy knows the difference between standard dog
food and treats.
Go somewhere nice. Driving to the beach or the woods
involves a bit more planning and effort than a walk around the block. Does the
place you are visiting have rabbits or squirrels?
Don’t cancel at short notice because you can’t be arsed.
Come rain or shine Daisy needs a walk EVERY day. Slacking off won’t be
tolerated.
An inexpensive but thoughtful gift creates a good
impression. Your new lady friend might not react by dancing around like a
flamenco dancer on drugs at the sight of a tennis ball (what Daisy does), but
it’s the thought that counts.
Perhaps your date has spent the afternoon at the beauty
salon and spent £100 on a lavish makeover. Maybe the spray tan turned out that
radioactive orange colour or the hair style is a disaster zone (see below).
Sometimes it’s better to just pretend the elephant in the room doesn’t exist.
An ideal place for a first date could be the zoo, somewhere an elephant in the
room isn’t actually going to be that noticeable - just don’t mention it.
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