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Wednesday, February 10, 2021

Ted the Shred

 

Readers of this blog will know the Daisy is a keen recycler – [see this post].

Daisy isn’t the only dog who is determined to do her bit to save the environment. Discussions with My Dog would like to introduce you to: Ted the Shred – the recycling dynamo.

The local council has informed me they prefer packaging to be cleaned, and for waste-paper to be shredded before being placed in the recycling bin. Clear instructions on how to do this:

Stage 1 – cleaning the packaging. Ted is especially fond of ice-cream tubs and sticky sweet packets. After he has licked the packaging clean, Ted is on a sugar rush and ready for stage 2…

Stage 2 – watch this video of Ted shredding paper.

What’s more Ted’s don’t even charge minimum wage; he’ll be happy to work for a dog biscuit.


Alastair, Daisy, and Ted

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