We continue our series of Tales from Sir Dickon, a 14th
Century Knight of the Realm, magically transported to the 21st
Century to become a modern-day life coach.
“The call of the siren doth ring across this fair land …”
Is the opening line of a poem by the famous medieval bard
Simon Spoutshite. Today, most of the population don’t have the concentration
span to read a poem, a book or even a newspaper – they just want to watch a
video of someone being a dumb ass. We need to rediscover culture.
I asked Sir Dickon to research the internet and find some
examples of classic 14th Century literature that we can share on
this blog.
Twelve hours later …
Me “So what have you found”?
Sir D “Classic poetry is lame, I found something much better”.
Me “What might that be”?
Sir D “Porn hub”.
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