welcome to my blog

Welcome to my Blog

FUNNY, SOMETIMES DISGUSTING, BUT MOSTLY COMPLETE BOLLOCKS.

ADMISSION
The content written here IS the opinion of the writer, and IS based on real people and real events.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
A big thank you to the internet for allowing any old twat to have a website.

Sunday, October 4, 2020

How your dog can motivate you to do sport





Everyone knows the importance of exercise. Daisy loves a run in the woods or on the beach. Unlike dogs most people prefer to take their exercise in a gym. So, this week, we get Daisy’s take on what the gym has to offer:

The squash court – She watched some guys whacking a rubber ball against the wall for a couple of minutes. Unfortunately, Daisy doesn’t play the same rules. She ran across the court, snapped up the ball and it hasn’t been seen since.

The weights room – not much to see here, mostly jar heads and posers.

The running machine – a bunch of people pretending to be hamsters on a treadmill.

Spin class – some ladies inside hamster balls.

The exercise bikes – another bunch of people going nowhere, only they’re going nowhere faster than the ones on the hamster treadmill.

The swimming pool – after a run through the woods Daisy loves to cool off in the water. Her favourite pool looks a bit different. 



The shower room – I reminded Daisy this is what happens to dogs after they go swimming the dirty pond. Daisy thought it was about time to leave.

We finished our introductory tour of the gym. The rep asked us if I would like to become a member. They were doing a special deal for £50 a month. Unfortunately, dogs are not welcome. Daisy and I are off to the woods.


Alastair and Daisy


No comments:

Post a Comment