Everyone knows the importance of exercise. Daisy loves a run
in the woods or on the beach. Unlike dogs most people prefer to take their
exercise in a gym. So, this week, we get Daisy’s take on what the gym has to
offer:
The squash court – She watched some guys whacking a rubber
ball against the wall for a couple of minutes. Unfortunately, Daisy doesn’t
play the same rules. She ran across the court, snapped up the ball and it
hasn’t been seen since.
The weights room – not much to see here, mostly jar heads and
posers.
The running machine – a bunch of people pretending to be
hamsters on a treadmill.
Spin class – some ladies inside hamster balls.
The exercise bikes – another bunch of people going nowhere,
only they’re going nowhere faster than the ones on the hamster treadmill.
The swimming pool – after a run through the woods Daisy loves to cool off in the water. Her favourite pool looks a bit different.
We finished our introductory tour of the gym. The rep asked
us if I would like to become a member. They were doing a special deal for £50 a
month. Unfortunately, dogs are not welcome. Daisy and I are off to the woods.
Alastair and Daisy
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